Windows 7

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Windows 7: Please ignore all that stuff we’ve been doing for the past decade
Windows 7: We heard it’s a lucky number
Windows 7: Like Windows 6 — wait, there was no Windows 6
Windows 7: Correct iterations be damned!
Windows 7: Experience crashes and bad architecture under a classic name
Windows 7: The franchise gets a reboot
Windows 7: DOS 12.1182
Windows 7: If it looks like Vista, and smells like Vista…
Windows 7: Still not buying it
Windows 7: If that’s the price, it might be worth it
Windows 7: Give that marketer a promotion
Windows 7: If at first you don’t succeed, try again with a worse name
Windows 7: Proving that Windows Vista really was a step backward
Windows 7: On the path to catch up with Mac OS X…in 3 iterations. So 15 years.
Windows 7: When we hit 0, we’ll call it DOS again
Windows 7: What does Microsoft think this is, the Police Academy series?
Windows 7: Oops, we thought we were naming our Mobile OS
Windows 7: We’re way ahead of Linux (in numbers)
Windows 7: In death we have a name, and that name is Windows
Windows 7: Microsoft renames its failed Vista brand
Windows 7: The Vista Menace
Windows 7: A few too many
Windows 7: Ballmer in space
Windows 7: You may want to hold off on the Vista purchase
Windows 7: The next OS you won’t buy either
Windows 7: I can’t believe it’s not Vista

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