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Water Cooler

37
vote

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Insulted

33
vote

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Laughing with another man!

20
vote

Alan Shore: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.
Denny Crane: Are you sure they weren’t just... kissing or something?

Το είπε...: Boston Legal

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How to deal with work

22
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If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

Το είπε...: General Melchett

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Black Adder and Baldrick

22
vote

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

Το είπε...: Blackadder

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I choose to believe...

25
vote

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Το είπε...: Futurama

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The Way With The Ladies

25
vote

- Hey Will, you sure have a way with the ladies. Man, what's your secret?
- I would like to help you out my brother, but you know it's a chemical thing.
- You drug them?

Το είπε...: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

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Love / Hate

25
vote

I hate the people who love me and they hate me...

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Friendship

26
vote

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Single woman's shoes

25
vote

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Το είπε...: sex and the city

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Feel my pulse

33
vote

ALF: Are you still thinking about that girl?
Jake: Every since I saw her in that school play, I can't think of nothing else.
ALF: What do they call this temptress?
Jake: Her name is Laura.
ALF: And how does Laura feel about Jake?
Jake: She doesn't know I'm alive!
ALF: No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."

Το είπε...: Alf

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Humans in charge of the Earth

28
vote

Putting humans in charge of the Earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.

Το είπε...: Alf

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ALF Romeo

30
vote

(About Alf’s car)
Lynn: What's that thing?
Alf: It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo!

Το είπε...: Alf

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The first law of physics

54
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Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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