Television

Television

Hellraiser

25
vote

No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.

Το είπε...: Hellraiser

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Water Cooler

37
voted

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Insulted

33
voted

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Laughing with another man!

20
voted

Alan Shore: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.
Denny Crane: Are you sure they weren’t just... kissing or something?

Το είπε...: Boston Legal

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God is Dead

28
voted

(Written on a wall)
God is dead - Fred
Fred is dead - God

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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The Way With The Ladies

25
voted

- Hey Will, you sure have a way with the ladies. Man, what's your secret?
- I would like to help you out my brother, but you know it's a chemical thing.
- You drug them?

Το είπε...: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

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Friendship

26
voted

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Single woman's shoes

25
voted

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Το είπε...: sex and the city

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Television by candlelight.

17
voted

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Το είπε...: George Gobel

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