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South Park

South Park is a cartoon series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Four little boys, third grade students, are the main characters of South Park: Stan Marsh, the most normal of them, Kyle Broflovski, a jew boy always made fun of by Eric Cartman, the fat third member of the gang, who always uses the phrase "Screw you guys, I'm going home". The fourth main character of South Park is Kenny McCormick, who always speaks from inside his hood. The viewers never understand (sometimes it's easy to guess...) what Kenny says, but all the South Park characters do.

Μια καλή λύση

41
vote

Μπίρα.... Να μια καλή προσωρινή λύση για τα προβλήματά μου.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

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I choose to believe...

25
vote

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Το είπε...: Futurama

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Love / Hate

25
vote

I hate the people who love me and they hate me...

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

Ετικέτες (tags): Bender, Bender quotes, cartoon quotes, cartoons, funny quotes, Futurama, Futurama quotes, hate, hate quotes, love, love quotes, tv series, tv series quotes

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Friendship

26
vote

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

Ετικέτες (tags): Bender, Bender quotes, cartoon quotes, cartoons, friendship, friendship quotes, funny quotes, Futurama, Futurama quotes, quotations, Television, tv series, tv series quotes

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The Worst Kind of Discrimination

20
vote

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

Ετικέτες (tags): Bender, cartoons, discrimination, funny, Futurama, tv series

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Love isn't a decision

37
vote

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

Το είπε...: South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, funny, love, South Park, tv series

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Eternal Question...

33
vote

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Το είπε...: South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, clitoris, funny, Jesus, South Park, tv series

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UnderTall

31
vote

I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall...

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comic, comix, funny, Garfield, overweight

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Insincere Sincerity

30
vote

Jon: Have the last cookie, Garfield.
Garfield: I really couldn't. You take it.
Jon: Okay.
Garfield: You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, cookies, funny, Garfield, sincerity

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Schedule

30
vote

The sooner we make a schedule, the faster we get behind.

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, funny, Garfield, schedule, work

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Feel for veal

29
vote

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Το είπε...: The Simpsons

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, food, loneliness, the Simpsons, tv series

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Define: messy

27
vote

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

Το είπε...: Garfield

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Mondays Suck

28
vote

Mondays Suck

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, Garfield, monday

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Breakin' up

85
vote

Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks!

Το είπε...: South Park

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The good son

38
vote

God-dammit, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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