Benny Hill

Benny Hill

Water Cooler

37
vote

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

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Insulted

33
vote

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

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A Married Man in a Bar

19
vote

- How can you tell a married man in a bar?
- He always turns his back when he opens his wallet.

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God is Dead

28
vote

(Written on a wall)
God is dead - Fred
Fred is dead - God

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