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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Το είπε...: :George Carlin

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The status quo sucks.

Το είπε...: :George Carlin

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

Το είπε...: :George Carlin

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Το είπε...: :Douglas Adams

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