Quotes

Everybody's crazy

23
vote

You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.

Το είπε...: Charles Manson

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ALF Romeo

30
vote

(About Alf’s car)
Lynn: What's that thing?
Alf: It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo!

Το είπε...: Alf

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Charm

26
vote

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question

Το είπε...: Albert Camus

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Atheism

29
vote

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Status quo

29
vote

The status quo sucks.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Wise man and a fool

15
vote

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool.

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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Life

20
vote

This is the strangest life I've ever known

Το είπε...: Jim Morrison

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live

26
vote

Death tugs at my ear and says: "Live, I am coming."

Το είπε...: Oliver Wendell Holmes

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causality

40
vote

Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns around sharply, hitting a vase with his elbow, knocking it to the floor, where it crashes]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

Το είπε...: Oracle

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condescending

59
vote

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done

Το είπε...: Scott Adams

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Copy from SLK ad..

44
vote

Men talk about women, sports and cars.
Women talk about men inside sports cars.

Το είπε...: SLK ad copyrighter :)

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the end of life

45
vote

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

Το είπε...: Martin Luther King Jr.

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Η αιτία των προβλημάτων

24
vote

Η κυριότερη αιτία των προβλημάτων είναι οι λύσεις.

Το είπε...: Eric Sevaried

Ετικέτες (tags): αιτία, λύσεις, προβλήματα

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Χείλια

32
vote

Καλα κοπελάρα μου, αυτά δεν είναι χείλια!!! Είναι δυο χιλιάδες !!!

Το είπε...: Άγνωστος

Ετικέτες (tags): αστεία λόγια, δύο, κοπελάρα, χείλια, χιλιάδες

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Not to be absolutely certain

17
vote

Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.

Το είπε...: Bertrand Russell

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Virtues & Vices

29
vote

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

Ετικέτες (tags): admire, dislike, vices, virtues

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1 out of 10

24
vote

Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.

Το είπε...: Madame de Tencin

Ετικέτες (tags): friends, friendship, life, people

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Rubbing

34
vote

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.

Το είπε...: Montaigne

Ετικέτες (tags): brain, humans, life, philosophy

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The internet

42
vote

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.

Το είπε...: Eric Schmidt

Ετικέτες (tags): anarchy, google, humanity, internet, web, www

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Give a man a fish

29
vote

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for ever

Το είπε...: Buddha

Ετικέτες (tags): fish, Give a man a fish, hunger, man, man hunger

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