Quotes

silence

36
vote

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Το είπε...: anonymous

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Abigail Oath

27
vote

I think that we should officially make this the sysadmins credo. We'll call it "The Abigail Oath" and require all new sysadmins to swear it.
Well, without the layoff part, maybe something like this:

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Το είπε...: Mike Sphar

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Good Mind???

22
vote

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.

Discours de la Méthode. 1637.

Το είπε...: Descartes

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You may not like to hear it

27
vote

Sir Humphrey: Minister I have something to say to you which you may not like to hear.
Jim: Why should today be any different.

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Το είπε...: Yes minister

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Humans in charge of the Earth

28
vote

Putting humans in charge of the Earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.

Το είπε...: Alf

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

56
vote

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

Το είπε...: Dave Edison

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, helmets, kamikaze, kamikaze quotes, pilots, quotations, quotes

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Dinner party

24
vote

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Present

37
vote

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Pupil misbehaviour

26
vote

Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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Life

21
vote

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Το είπε...: George Bernard Shaw

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you might as well be polite

56
vote

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

Ετικέτες (tags): death, death quotes, kill, life, life quotes, polite, quotations, quotes, smart quotes, winston churchill, winston churchill quotes

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Unix is userfriendly

96
vote

UNIX is user-friendly, it just chooses its friends.

Το είπε...: Andreas Bogk

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10

63
vote

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Το είπε...: unknown

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Just do it

36
vote

Just do it

Το είπε...: Nike

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A good citizen

25
vote

The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.

Το είπε...: Gunther Grass

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

26
vote

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Το είπε...: Bill Crystal

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Women and Beer

39
vote

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

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Το δυσκολότερο πράγμα

20
vote

Το δυσκολότερο πράγμα είναι να μπορείς να νικήσεις τον εαυτό σου, γιατί δεν είναι ένας, αλλά πολλοί.

Το είπε...: Κουτουζής Βασίλης

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never take any chances

33
vote

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.

Το είπε...: unknown

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Exes

43
vote

Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.

Carrie: Was there a contest?

Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."

Το είπε...: Samantha Jones

Ετικέτες (tags): breaking up, exes, Sex and the City, tv series

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