Quotes

lock the door

29
vote

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Το είπε...: Elayne Boosler

Ετικέτες (tags): door, funny, locks, pick

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Discussion

32
vote

If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes.

Το είπε...: Leon Trotsky

Ετικέτες (tags): discussion, mistakes

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Καλοι vs Κακοί

9
vote

Οι καλοί διακρίνονται απο μακριά,σαν τα βουνά Ιμαλάια,μα οι κακοί είναι στο σκοτάδι,σα βέλη ριγμένα μέσα στη νύχτα

Το είπε...: Βούδας

Ετικέτες (tags): βέλος, βουνό, Ιμαλάια, κακός, καλός, νύχτα, σκοτάδι

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bad luck & Superstition

43
vote

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Το είπε...: anonymous

Ετικέτες (tags): bad, luck, Superstition

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Life has taught us

15
vote

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Το είπε...: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Ετικέτες (tags): life, love

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10 Power Laws Of Innovation-6

19
vote

Don't think faster, think closer

Το είπε...: John Thackara

Ετικέτες (tags): faster, innovation, laws, power, think

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Laughing

34
vote

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Το είπε...: Dame Edna Everage

Ετικέτες (tags): joke, laugh

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Television by candlelight.

17
vote

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Το είπε...: George Gobel

Ετικέτες (tags): candlelight., electricity, Television

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What is life

26
vote

Life is "trying things to see if they work

Το είπε...: Ray Bradbury

Ετικέτες (tags): life, work

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Neither victory nor defeat

28
vote

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

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Το είπε...: Theodore Roosevelt

Ετικέτες (tags): cause, credit, criticism, critics, devotion, doers, work

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Define: messy

27
vote

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, funny, Garfield

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Marriage

41
vote

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

Ετικέτες (tags): life, Marriage

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Life

37
vote

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible are the cancer patients and the terminal cases... the miserable is everyone else. So, be thankful that you're miserable.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

Ετικέτες (tags): horrible, life, miserable

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A man who won't die for something...

22
vote

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.

Το είπε...: Martin Luther King Jr.

Ετικέτες (tags): die, live, man, something

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Total perspective vortex

27
vote

It just told me what I already knew, that I'm a great and amazing guy, didn't I tell you baby, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.
*****About being in the total perspective vortex

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): perspective

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Το όπιο του λαού

33
vote

Η ουσία είναι ότι το όπιο του λαού δεν μπορεί να μοιράζεται τζάμπα

Το είπε...: Τζίμης Πανούσης

Ετικέτες (tags): religion, λαός, όπιο, Τζίμης Πανούσης

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UnderTall

31
vote

I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall...

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comic, comix, funny, Garfield, overweight

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Having sex

58
vote

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

Ετικέτες (tags): cards, sex

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A very deep place

20
vote

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

Το είπε...: Alicia Silverstone

Ετικέτες (tags): blondes, cinema, deep, movies

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work

32
vote

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. Who was it who said, "Blessed is the man who has found his work"?

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Το είπε...: Mark Twain

Ετικέτες (tags): employment, life, play, success, work

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