Quotes

Dinner party

19
vote

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): bathroom, death, Dinner party, funny, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, toilet

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Present

32
vote

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): future, future quotes, george carlin, george carlin quotes, past, present, quotations, quotes

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Pupil misbehaviour

21
vote

Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

Ετικέτες (tags): diogenes, diogenes of sinope, misbehaves, misbehavior, pupil, quotations, quotes, teacher, teacher quotes

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Life

19
vote

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Το είπε...: George Bernard Shaw

Ετικέτες (tags): creation, find, George Bernard Shaw quotes, life, life quotes, quotations, quotes

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you might as well be polite

52
vote

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

Ετικέτες (tags): death, death quotes, kill, life, life quotes, polite, quotations, quotes, smart quotes, winston churchill, winston churchill quotes

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Unix is userfriendly

91
vote

UNIX is user-friendly, it just chooses its friends.

Το είπε...: Andreas Bogk

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, Chaosradio, computer quotes, funny, funny quotes, quotations, unix, unix quotes

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10

58
vote

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, binary, computer quotes, mathematics, mathematics quotes, quotes, users, world

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Just do it

33
vote

Just do it

Το είπε...: Nike

Ετικέτες (tags): action, advertisements, advertising, advertisint quotes, nike, quotations, shoes

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A good citizen

22
vote

The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.

Το είπε...: Gunther Grass

Ετικέτες (tags): citizen, citizenship, democracy, democracy quotes, quotations, speaking up

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

22
vote

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Το είπε...: Bill Crystal

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, man, quotations, reason, sex, woman sex quotes, women quotes

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Women and Beer

33
vote

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

Ετικέτες (tags): beer, tv series, women

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Το δυσκολότερο πράγμα

18
vote

Το δυσκολότερο πράγμα είναι να μπορείς να νικήσεις τον εαυτό σου, γιατί δεν είναι ένας, αλλά πολλοί.

Το είπε...: Κουτουζής Βασίλης

Ετικέτες (tags): εαυτό, ένας, νικήσεις, πολλοί

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never take any chances

27
vote

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): chances, embarrassed, hurt

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Exes

39
vote

Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.

Carrie: Was there a contest?

Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."

Το είπε...: Samantha Jones

Ετικέτες (tags): breaking up, exes, Sex and the City, tv series

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Right and wrong

22
vote

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.

Το είπε...: Friedrich Nietzsche

Ετικέτες (tags): philosophy, right, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, wrong

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Standars

27
vote

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

Το είπε...: Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Ετικέτες (tags): programming, standards

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Perfect Love

30
vote

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Το είπε...: Angelina Jolie

Ετικέτες (tags): love, perfection, person

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Give a man a fish version 2

36
vote

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!

Το είπε...: buddha????

Ετικέτες (tags): fish, Give a man a fish, hunger, man

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Behind Every Successful Man...

55
vote

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!

Το είπε...: Maryon Pearson

Ετικέτες (tags): men, success, surprise, women

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Mothers

32
vote

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Το είπε...: Oscar Wilde

Ετικέτες (tags): men, mothers, women

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