At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
UNIX is user-friendly, it just chooses its friends.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Just do it
The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Το δυσκολότερο πράγμα είναι να μπορείς να νικήσεις τον εαυτό σου, γιατί δεν είναι ένας, αλλά πολλοί.
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.