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Το είπε...: Άγνωστος

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Αυτό το είπε ο Bob Hope (Leslie Townes Hope), an English-born U.S. comedian, 1903-2003 και η αυθεντική εκδοχή είναι η εξής:

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it”

Και για του λόγου τ' αληθές:
http://books.google.com/books?id=pD5BAAAAYAAJ&q=%22prove+that+you+don%27...

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Ο Mark Twain το είπε.....

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