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Εργασία και χαρά
80
vote

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, work, Ανέκδοτα

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Boys will be boys
66
vote

Boys will be boys, and even that wouldn't matter if we could only prevent girls from being girls.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): boys, funny, funny quotes, girls, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

i've seen it all
53
vote

You've never been To niagara falls
I have seen water It's water, thats all
The eiffel tower The empire state
My pulse was as high On my very first date

Το είπε...: Bjork

Ετικέτες (tags): beautifull lyrics, beauty, Bjork, I've seen it all, lyrics, music

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

Hold on to you
52
vote

No one here reminds me of you
Yet I see no one else
On the crowded sidewalk

Το είπε...: Madrugada

Ετικέτες (tags): beautifull lyrics, Hold on to you, lyrics, Madrugada, Madrugada lyrics, music

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

perl is the legalese of programming
43
vote

-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny quotes, life, perl, programmer quotes, programmers, programming, quotations, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

ανθρώπινη συμπεριφορά
83
vote

Ένα από τα μυστήρια της ανθρώπινης συμπεριφοράς είναι το γιατί ενήλικοι άντρες και γυναίκες είναι πρόθυμοι να υπογράψουν έγγραφα που δεν διαβάζουν, που τους δεσμεύουν να πληρώσουν για αντικείμενα που δεν χρειάζονται, με λεφτά που δεν έχουν

Το είπε...: Άγνωστος

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, Ανέκδοτα, αστεία, αστεία λόγια, συμπεριφόρα

Κατηγορία: Ανέκδοτα

ω, την παντέρμη την καρδιά
79
vote

Ω τη παντερμη τη καρδια, καταχτυπιό το κάνει
ώντε περνά από δίπλα μου, ο μπέτης δεν την βάνει

Καρδια μου και ώστε να χτυπάς, μη μου ζητάς αγάπη
και δεν θωρείς τα χάλια σου, που'σαι πληγές γεμάτη

Το είπε...: Γαργανουράκης

Ετικέτες (tags): μαντινάδες, ερωτικά στιχάκια, μαντινάδα, μαντιναδες για την αγαπη, στιχάκια, στίχοι, στιχοι για την αγαπη

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

ποιος είναι υπεύθυνος για αυτό;
53
vote

> ή οταν βλέπει exit το πρώτο πράγμα που κάνει ειναι να το
> στέλνει απλα πχ στο telnet/ssh απο το οποιο
> κσεκινησα το shell στο οποιο βρισκομαι? ή οταν παταω exit
> ειναι απλα exit και ποιος ειναι υπεύθυνος γι'αυτό?

Agaphth Stella,

Mou xrwstas 27 trixes kefalhs, kastanoksan8es, mesou mhkous 23
ekatostwn, oi 7 me psalida kai oi ypoloipes xwris. Parakalw gia amesh paradosh.

Το είπε...: ricudis

Ετικέτες (tags): asteia mail, funny, lgu, mail, αστεία, αστεία λόγια, ρικούδης

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δαρβινισμός και τεχνολογία
46
vote

Intel x86.
VHS.
Windows.
Emacs.
... o darbinismos de fainetai na leitourgei ka8olou kala sthn texnologia :P

Το είπε...: ricudis

Ετικέτες (tags): asteia mail, funny, funny quotes, lgu, αστεία, αστεία λόγια, ρικούδης

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

πες το σωστά ...
42
vote

> Έχω ένα VPS με RHEL & plesk.
> Εχω πεί στο SMTP (sendmail) να δέχεται μόνο authentication
> conenctions.
^^^
Edw pera ksexases ena "Nomizw oti".

misco certified
78
vote

"Filaraki, na se pw... Se poio wdeio ema8es networking?"

Το είπε...: ricudis

Ετικέτες (tags): asteia mail, funny, funny quotes, lgu, mail, quotations, quotes, αστεία, αστεία λόγια, ρικούδης

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

live long and prosper
102
vote

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): inspiring quotes, life, motivational quotes, quotations, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

that's pretty much it
98
vote

Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): dance, life, love, love quotes, motivational quotes, quotations, quotes, work

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Women love us for our defects
41
vote

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.

men and women
39
vote

Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): life, men, quotations, quotes, women

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Catfights
36
vote

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): cats, fight, funny, quotations, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Αγέρα νά'σαι τιμωρός
60
vote

Αγέρα νά'σαι τιμωρός
νά'σαι και παιχνιδιάρης
και αν βαρεθεί η ψυχούλα μου
να'ρθεις να μου την πάρεις

Το είπε...: Θανάσης Παπακωνσταντίνου

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, stixakia, stixoi, πεχλιβάνης, στιχάκια, στίχοι

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

alis grave nil
40
vote

Alis grave nil:

nothing is heavy to those who have wings

Το είπε...: church

Ετικέτες (tags): alis grave nil, church, inspiring quotes, life, motivational quotes, quotations, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

deadlines
52
vote

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): deadlines, douglas adams, douglas adams quotes, funny quotes, life, quotations, quotes, work

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Engineering
56
vote

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): douglas adams quotes, engineering quotes, engineers, funny, funny quotes, quotations, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

space
58
vote

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): douglas adams quotes, funny, funny quotes, hhgttg, quotations, quotes, space, universe

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elementary mr. watson
92
vote

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): douglas adams quotes, funny, funny quotes, life, quotations, quotes

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Adaptations
85
vote

Don't judge a book by its movie

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): adaptations, books, funny, funny quotes, life, movies, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

military justice
80
vote

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, justice, military, quotations, quotes

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Just say it
139
vote

Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.

Το είπε...: Fyodor Dostoevsky

Ετικέτες (tags): Fyodor Dostoevsky quotes, inspiring quotes, life, motivational quotes, quotes

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Things that count
66
vote

Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): counts, life, quotes, quotes about life

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Do you have enemies?
59
vote

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): enemies, life, motivational quotes, quotations, quotes, quotes about life

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Forms of government
55
vote

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time.

women
63
vote

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

rabbits and lions
45
vote

In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi,
Junior, what are you up to?"
"I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the
rabbit.
"Come now, friend rabbit, you know that's impossible! No one
will publish such rubbish!"
"Well, follow me and I'll show you."
They both go into the rabbit's dwelling and after a while the
rabbit emerges with a satisfied expression on his face. Comes along a
wolf. "Hello, little buddy, what are we doing these days?"
"I'm writing the 2'nd chapter of my thesis, on how rabbits devour
wolves."

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Sometimes it's what it seems to be
51
vote

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

To err is human
80
vote

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

computers do what you tell them to do
102
vote

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

Πρόσεξε το χαρακτήρα σου
74
vote

Πρόσεξε τις σκέψεις σου γίνονται λόγια,
Πρόσεξε τα λόγια σου γίνονται πράξεις,
Πρόσεξε τις πράξεις σου γίνονται συνήθειες,
Πρόσεξε τις συνήθειές σου γίνονται χαρακτήρας,
Πρόσεξε το χαρακτήρα σου γίνεται η μοίρα σου.

Δέξου το ο,τι στη ζωή κάποιες φορές θα είσαι το περιστέρι και κάποιες το άγαλμα..
33
vote

Δέξου το ο,τι στη ζωή κάποιες φορές θα είσαι το περιστέρι και κάποιες το άγαλμα..

Petrellis - What does mean to be the One...
91
vote

Sometimes to be the one means that you are
alone ...
but some others it means that you are
special !

by petrellis

Avoiding Criticism
37
vote

Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing

Doing Nothing
34
vote

The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished

Doing Nothing 2
26
vote

Doing nothing is the most tiresome job in the world because you cannot quit and rest

Petrellis - Χρήμα ...
94
vote

Το πιο φτηνό πράγμα στον κόσμο είναι το Χρήμα ...

by petrellis

Imagination
60
vote

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

classified?
29
vote

Be careful! Is it classified?

Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
25
vote

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

reward
46
vote

no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

Responsibility
26
vote

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country

Day
21
vote

Excellent day to have a rotten day.

Seeing things
29
vote

Why does man not see things? He is himself standing in the way: he conceals things.

A person needs a little madness
25
vote

A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free.

Silence is better than unmeaning words.
33
vote

Silence is better than unmeaning words.

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil
31
vote

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.