george

Μια ξανθιά επιστρέφει στο σπίτι και ρωτάει τον άνδρα της:
- Γιώργο που είναι τα παιδιά?
- Στα Αγγλικά.
- George where are the kids?

Το είπε...: Αννίτα

Ετικέτες (tags): anekdota, funny, funny quotes, Ανέκδοτα, ανέκδοτα για ξανθιές, αστεία λόγια

Κατηγορία: Ανέκδοτα

( during a bank robbery )
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

Το είπε...: Cohen Brothers, O Brother where art thou

Ετικέτες (tags): bank robbery, funny, funny quotes, Jesus, movies, movies quotes, O Brother where art thou, quotations, quotes, robbery

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

As of today, the countdown for the American Elections 2008 has started.
The results of the exit polls suggest that Barrack Obama will be the next president of the US with a margin of 6% (50% vs 44% for McCain). However the American Elections have a long history of close battles for the victory. 2008 can't be that different, George Bush jr. was not that bad, was he ?

--UPDATE:
Barrack Obama is the winner of the 2008 American Elections. The results are not final yet, but Obama has managed to secure the 270 electoral votes needed.

--UPDATE 2:
Barrack Obama, with 53% of the votes is the winner of 2008 presidential elections. The Democrats will also have control of the senate and the US house.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): america, american elections, american elections 2008, elections, republican, USA, vote, voters

Κατηγορία: Εφημερίδα

Xάκερς διασπείρουν έναν επικίνδυνο ιό για τους υπολογιστές μέσω των γνωστών email spam με τον οποίο καλούνται οι παραλήπτες να επισκεφθούν μία ανύπαρκτη ιστοσελίδα, η οποία προσφέρει εμβολιασμούς για την προστασία κατά του ιού Η1Ν1.

Το είπε...: George Stamatoukos

Ετικέτες (tags): H1N1, γρίπη των χοίρων, εμβόλιο νέας γρίπης

Κατηγορία: Εφημερίδα

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): Atheism, atheism quotes, organization, quotations, quotes, Religon

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

Το είπε...: George F. Will

Ετικέτες (tags): pessimist, surprise

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Το είπε...: George Gobel

Ετικέτες (tags): candlelight., electricity, Television

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

A government with the policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul.

Το είπε...: George Bernard Shaw

Ετικέτες (tags): elections, government, policy, support

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Σε καιρούς γενικευμένης παραπλάνησης, το να λες την αλήθεια γίνεται επαναστατική πράξη.

Το είπε...: George Orwell

Ετικέτες (tags): αλήθεια

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): america, freak show, freaks, tickets

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Το είπε...: George Saunders

Ετικέτες (tags): bored, boredom, goodbye

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): stupid, stupidity

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

I see trees of green,red roses too.
I see them bloom for me and you.
and I say to myself what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue and clouds of white.
The bright sunny days,the dark sacred nights,
and I say to myself what a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky.
Are also on the faces of people walking by.
I see friends shaking hands sayin' "how do you do?".
They're really saying "I love you".

I see babies cry,I watch them grow,
they'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

Το είπε...: David Weiss George, Robert Thiele

Ετικέτες (tags): Louis Armstrong, louis armstrong lyrics, lyrics, song lyrics, songs, wonderful world, wonderful world lyrics

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

Watcha drinking?
Rum or whiskey?
Now won'tcha have a
Double with me?

I'm sorry I'm a little late
I got your message by the way
I'm calling in sick today
So let's go out for old time's sake

I'll never forget you
They said we'd never make it
My sweet joy
Always remember me

We were mysterious
And you were always wearing black
I was so serious
You know my boyfriend's mother
Nearly had a heart attack

I'm sorry I'm a little late
You know the stripes on a tiger
Are hard to change

I know this world feels
Like an empty stage
I wouldn't change a thing

Το είπε...: Astasio George, Morrison James Ross, Pebworth Jason Andrew, Shoniwa Shingai Elizabet, Smith Daniel John Montag

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, Noisettes, songs, tragoudia, Wild Young Hearts, στίχοι, τραγούδι, τραγούδια

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Το είπε...: George Bernard Shaw

Ετικέτες (tags): petrellis, quotes, spice

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.

Το είπε...: George Orwell

Ετικέτες (tags): deceit, motivational quotes, revolution, revolutionary quotes, truth, truth quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): bathroom, death, Dinner party, funny, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, toilet

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): Fighting, funny, funny quotes, peace, peace quotes, quotations, quotes, screwing, virginity, war, war quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): cynical, cynical quotes, idealist, life, life quotes, quotations, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

I feel so unsure as I take your hand an lead you to the dance floor.
As the music dies something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen and you're its sad goodbye.
I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm

Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
I should have known better than to cheat a friend

And waste a chance that I've been given.
So I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you.
Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend.
To the heart and mind ignorance is kind.
There's no comfort in the truth

Το είπε...: George Michael

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, songs, tragoudia, στίχοι, τραγούδι, τραγούδια

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι