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1. Όταν ο Τσακ Νόρις πήρε το καλάμι του και πήγε για ψάρεμα στη Σκωτία, αποκάλυψε το μυστήριο του Λοχ Νες και πήρε το ζωάκι που ψάρεψε στο ενυδρείο του για να κάνει παρέα στο Μόμπι Ντικ και την Όρκα. Φήμες θέλουν να έχει βαλσαμωμένο και τον Ζακ Κουστώ.

2. Ο Τσακ Νόρις δεν κοιμάται. Περιμένει.

Το είπε...: Άγνωστος

Ετικέτες (tags): anekdota, anekdoto, funny, funny quotes, ανέκδοτα με τον Τσακ Νόρις, ανέκδοτο, αστεία, αστεία λόγια, Τσακ Νορις

Κατηγορία: Ανέκδοτα

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Το είπε...: Laurence J. Peter

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, complexity, decision, design, problems, programming

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

Το είπε...: Al capone

Ετικέτες (tags): al capone, gun, smile

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion

Το είπε...: Muhammad Ali

Ετικέτες (tags): champion, life, training, work

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out
Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

Το είπε...: Decca Recording

Ετικέτες (tags): Beatles, Decca Recording

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

The young specialist in English Lit, ...lectured me severely on the fact that in every century people have thought they understood the Universe at last, and in every century they were proved to be wrong. It follows that the one thing we can say about our modern "knowledge" is that it is wrong.

Το είπε...: Isaac Asimov

Ετικέτες (tags): knowledge, right, science, The Relativity of Wrong, wrong

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

think whole systems (and new business models too)

Το είπε...: John Thackara

Ετικέτες (tags): innovation, laws, power, systems

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Connect the big and the small

Το είπε...: John Thackara

Ετικέτες (tags): innovation, laws, power

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

You shall not cfollow the NULL pointer for chaos and madness await you at its end

Το είπε...: Unknown Developer

Ετικέτες (tags): chaos, madness

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

If you're leaving close the door.
I'm not expecting people anymore.
Hear me grieving, I'm lying on the floor.
Whether I'm drunk or dead I really ain't too sure.
I'm a blind man, I'm a blind man and my world is pale.
When a blind man cries, lord, you know there ain't no sadder tale.

Had a friend once in a room,
Had a good time but it ended much too soon.
In a cold month in that room
We found a reason for the things we had to do.

I'm a blind man, I'm a blind man, now my room is cold.
When a blind man cries, lord, you know he feels it from his soul.

Το είπε...: Deep Purple

Ετικέτες (tags): rock lyrics, Deep Purple, Deep Purple lyrics, lyrics

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Το είπε...: Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Ετικέτες (tags): practice, theory

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

God-dammit, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, funny, quotations, quotes, South Park, southpark quotes, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Blame is for God and small children.

Το είπε...: Papillon

Ετικέτες (tags): blame, children, god, movies

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It just told me what I already knew, that I'm a great and amazing guy, didn't I tell you baby, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.
*****About being in the total perspective vortex

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): perspective

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

"Er..." he said, "hello. Er, look, I'm sorry I'm a bit late. I've had the most ghastly time, all sorts of things cropping up at the last moment."
He seemed nervous of the expectant awed hush. He cleared his throat.
"Er, how are we for time?" he said, "have I just got a min—"
And so the Universe ended.
*****for manolism

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): relativity, time

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

So I push this button and...?

Το είπε...: some curious guy

Ετικέτες (tags): button, famous last words, last words, push

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world.

Το είπε...: Anna Kournikova

Ετικέτες (tags): beauty, blondes, fame, tennis

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

When you are cold / I'll be the fire
That keeps you warm / cremates your dreams
When you sleep / I am in your dreams
Within your soul / and watch your sin

Το είπε...: Rotting Christ

Ετικέτες (tags): metal lyrics, black metal, Khronos, lyrics, metal, metal music, Rotting Christ, songs

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From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

Το είπε...: Mikhail Bakunin

Ετικέτες (tags): genius, stupidity

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I learned very early that our health is always impaired by some excess either of food or abstinence, and I never had any physician except myself.

Το είπε...: Giacomo Casanova

Ετικέτες (tags): abstinence, excess, food, health

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα