Woody Allen

Woody Allen quotes:

Βάγκνερ

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Δεν μπορώ να ακούω Βάγκνερ για πάρα πολύ. Με πιάνει μια τάση να θέλω να κατακτήσω την Πολωνία

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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Having sex

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

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Life

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible are the cancer patients and the terminal cases... the miserable is everyone else. So, be thankful that you're miserable.

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The important thing

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The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns about that there is a God, I don't think that he is evil. I think that the worst thing you could say is that he is, basically, an under-achiever.

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To love is to suffer

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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down.

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Life doesn't change at all

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I have no apprehension whatsoever. I've been through this so many times. And I found that one way or the other, your life doesn't change at all. Which is sad, in a way. Because the people love your film... nothing great happens. And people hate your film... nothing terrible happens. Many years ago, I would... I would... a film of mine would open, and it would get great reviews, and I would go down and look at the movie theater. There'd be a line around the block.

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Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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9/11

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As a filmmaker, I'm not interested in 9/11 [...] it's too small, history overwhelms it. The history of the world is like: He kills me, I kill him, only with different cosmetics and different castings. So in 2001, some fanatics killed some Americans, and now some Americans are killing some Iraqis. And in my childhood, some Nazis killed Jews. And now, some Jewish people and some Palestinians are killing each other. Political questions, if you go back thousands of years, are ephemeral, not important. History is the same thing over and over again.

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Tension

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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Atheist

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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Crime

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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

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Marriage

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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

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After life

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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Sex without love

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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between me and greatness

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I 've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

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immortality through my work

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying

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