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Καρχαρίες και άνθρωποι

50
vote

Ο μπαμπάς καρχαρίας εκπαιδεύει τον νεαρό καρχαρία

- Βλέπουμε τον άνθρωπο, απομακρυνόμαστε, σηκώνουμε πτερύγιο, πάμε αργά προς τα πάνω του, κάνουμε 2 περιστροφές αριστερόστροφες, απομακρυνόμαστε, επιστρέφουμε για άλλες 2 δεξιόστροφες, απομακρυνόμαστε και κάνουμε επίθεση.
Κατάλαβες; πες τα και εσύ.

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Ετικέτες (tags): anekdota, funny, ανέκδοτα με ζώα, ανεκδοτα με καρχαριες, αστεία, αστεια ανεκδοτα, αστεία λόγια, αστεια με ζωα

Κατηγορία: Ανέκδοτα

Women....

42
vote

no matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her crap

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Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, life, men, quotations, quotes, quotes about life, relationships quotes, women, women qutoes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Windows 7

53
vote

Windows 7: Please ignore all that stuff we’ve been doing for the past decade
Windows 7: We heard it’s a lucky number
Windows 7: Like Windows 6 — wait, there was no Windows 6
Windows 7: Correct iterations be damned!
Windows 7: Experience crashes and bad architecture under a classic name
Windows 7: The franchise gets a reboot
Windows 7: DOS 12.1182
Windows 7: If it looks like Vista, and smells like Vista…
Windows 7: Still not buying it
Windows 7: If that’s the price, it might be worth it
Windows 7: Give that marketer a promotion

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Ετικέτες (tags): computer, computer quotes, funny, interesting, linux, Microsoft, operating system, OS, programming, quotations, quotes, windows, windows 7, windows quotes, windows vista

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

American Elections results 2008

41
vote

As of today, the countdown for the American Elections 2008 has started.
The results of the exit polls suggest that Barrack Obama will be the next president of the US with a margin of 6% (50% vs 44% for McCain). However the American Elections have a long history of close battles for the victory. 2008 can't be that different, George Bush jr. was not that bad, was he ?

--UPDATE:
Barrack Obama is the winner of the 2008 American Elections. The results are not final yet, but Obama has managed to secure the 270 electoral votes needed.

--UPDATE 2:
Barrack Obama, with 53% of the votes is the winner of 2008 presidential elections. The Democrats will also have control of the senate and the US house.

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Ετικέτες (tags): america, american elections, american elections 2008, elections, republican, USA, vote, voters

Κατηγορία: Εφημερίδα

American elections

91
vote

34% of those who voted Republican in the last election believe Forrest Gump was a documentary.

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Ετικέτες (tags): america, elections, Forrest Gump, republican, USA, vote, voters

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα, Εφημερίδα

Stupid

32
vote

Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay

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Ετικέτες (tags): bet, funny, game, replay, stupid

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Washington Bullets

35
vote

The Washington Bullets changed their name because its owners did not want the NBA team associated with the image of crime. From now on, the team will simply be known as the Bullets.

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Ετικέτες (tags): basketball, bullets, funny, politics, USA, washington

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

doctor

32
vote

When a doctor himself needs doctoring so that another doctor doctors the doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor being doctored doctor as he wants to doctor?

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Ετικέτες (tags): doctor, doctoring, google whore

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Χώμα του ψηλορείτη

39
vote

Όπου κι αν πάω κουβαλώ
χώμα του ψηλορείτη
τη γη μπολιάζω να γενεί
όλος ο κόσμος κρήτη.

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Ετικέτες (tags): μαντινάδες, κρήτη, μαντινάδες για την κρήτη, χώμα, ψηλορείτης

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

Life ain't about

34
vote

Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

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Ετικέτες (tags): bounce, climb, fast, high, life, run

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

never take any chances

27
vote

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.

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Ετικέτες (tags): chances, embarrassed, hurt

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Just don't

47
vote

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

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Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny, funny quotes, hurry, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

10

57
vote

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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Ετικέτες (tags): computers, binary, computer quotes, mathematics, mathematics quotes, quotes, users, world

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

approaching nervous breakdown

38
vote

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

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Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, nervous breakdown, psychology, psychology quotes, psychotherapy, quotations, quotes, work, work quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Do you have enemies?

59
vote

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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Ετικέτες (tags): enemies, life, motivational quotes, quotations, quotes, quotes about life

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα