South Park

Quotes from the tv series "South Park"

Love isn't a decision

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Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

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Eternal Question...

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Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

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Breakin' up

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Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks!

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The good son

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God-dammit, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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The first law of physics

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Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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