tv series

Quotations from tv series

Water Cooler

36
vote

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Insulted

33
vote

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Laughing with another man!

20
vote

Alan Shore: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.
Denny Crane: Are you sure they weren’t just... kissing or something?

Το είπε...: Boston Legal

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Μια καλή λύση

41
vote

Μπίρα.... Να μια καλή προσωρινή λύση για τα προβλήματά μου.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

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God is Dead

28
vote

(Written on a wall)
God is dead - Fred
Fred is dead - God

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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I choose to believe...

25
vote

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Το είπε...: Futurama

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The Way With The Ladies

25
vote

- Hey Will, you sure have a way with the ladies. Man, what's your secret?
- I would like to help you out my brother, but you know it's a chemical thing.
- You drug them?

Το είπε...: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

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Love / Hate

25
vote

I hate the people who love me and they hate me...

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Friendship

26
vote

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Single woman's shoes

25
vote

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Το είπε...: sex and the city

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The Worst Kind of Discrimination

20
vote

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Love isn't a decision

37
vote

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

Το είπε...: South Park

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Blackadder

28
vote

Melchett: Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
Blackadder: Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation.

Το είπε...: Blackadder

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Eternal Question...

33
vote

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Το είπε...: South Park

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Armed and Dangerous

25
vote

I'm armed, I'm dangerous and I'm off my medication...

Το είπε...: Alf

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